|  | Survival of the Fittest     Darwin was the first to link
 underwear with evolution:
 the better-fitting survived,
 reproduced, accommodated
 the elements. First loincloth,
 then short tunic or chiton,
 Egyptians, Greeks and Romans, all
 wore underwear designed to show
 from under a toga. By way of
 casual greeting, the Romans
 often flashed each other.
  
        
       Colors     1850. The dashing gentleman
 wore colors just as much as clothes:
 red flannel Emperor shirt,
 heartsease embroidered blue cravat,
 brown buff vest like French doors,
 cutaway coat of brightest green
 with carbuncle studs
 for cutaway hands
 and rings to fit
 at least three fingers,
 to shine, reflect, display, distract,
 drawing all attention away
 from clogged pores and dirty nails.
 
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